I WANNA BE FAT!!!

I am so tired of all this stuff! The scale doesn't move in the right direction. I hate not being able to resist those cookies I stupidly made because I couldn't bear to throw out those year old butterscotch chips in the freezer. I am such a fake because I never hardly ever sit at the table to eat my meals. I eat with the computer or TV as company. I wanna be FAT!!!

No, no, no, not that type of fat!!!

FAT:

Like this! You know...F.A.T.!

F=FIT
A=AND
T=TRIM

What were YOU thinking?
That I had lost my marbles?
(or diamonds?)
See you next time!
Now, GO FOR A WALK!!!